Episodes
1. Enter The FactZone
January 21, 2011
22 min
One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen.
2. Snowlocaust
January 28, 2011
22 min
Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.
3. Man-Horse Marriage
February 4, 2011
22 min
Scandal erupts over a conservative senator's relationship with a horse. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates truth from lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind.
4. Fifth Anniversary
February 11, 2011
22 min
FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, beautiful and well-informed.
5. The Trial of TR-425
February 18, 2011
22 min
A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone.
6. Cyber Attack
February 25, 2011
22 min
After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite. If someone saw something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone.
7. The Real Obama
March 4, 2011
22 min
A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.
8. Stock Market Crash
March 11, 2011
22 min
When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.
9. Real America
March 18, 2011
22 min
Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news.
