Episodes
3. Computer Dating
March 18, 1983
Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.
4. Prairie Moon Over Texas
March 25, 1983
Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.
5. Murder on the Tar Creek Express
April 1, 1983
Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.
6. Love Sick
April 8, 1983
Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.
Guest Stars:
Marcia Strassman
7. The Marriage of the Figaros
April 15, 1983
Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.
8. The Ballad of Lucinda Ballard
April 22, 1983
Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.
Guest Stars:
Barney Martin
9. The Great Computer Robbery
April 29, 1983
After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.
Guest Stars:
John Vargas
10. A PFC and a Gentleman
May 13, 1983
30 min
Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.
11. The Tar Creek Sting
May 20, 1983
The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.
12. Valentine's Day
May 27, 1983
A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.
Guest Stars:
Richard Paul
13. Maxwell's People
June 3, 1983
A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.
Guest Stars:
Larry Hankin
