Episodes
1. George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
January 24, 2007
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begins looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
Guest Stars:
Masiela Lusha, Marilyn Milian, Ron Pearson, Adam West, Dot-Marie Jones
2. George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
January 31, 2007
Angie maintains her story that shes pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancé to the family.
Guest Stars:
Masiela Lusha, Dot-Marie Jones, Stacy Keibler, Geoffrey Wade
3. George Nieces a New Media Room
February 7, 2007
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
Guest Stars:
Jason Connery
4. George Testi-Lies for Benny
February 14, 2007
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
Guest Stars:
Rita Moreno, Marilyn Milian, Adam West, Tanika Brown McKelvy
5. Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
February 21, 2007
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
Guest Stars:
Elmarie Wendel, Carrie Ann Nagy, Jacquie Barnbrook
6. George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
February 28, 2007
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
Guest Stars:
Stacy Keibler, Joel S. Greco
7. George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
March 7, 2007
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
Guest Stars:
Elmarie Wendel, Frank Crim, Roger V. Burton, Marilyn O'Connor
8. George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes
March 14, 2007
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
Guest Stars:
Elena Lyons
9. George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
March 21, 2007
30 min
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
Guest Stars:
Kristin Bauer, Tommy Chong, Gerry Bednob
10. George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
April 4, 2007
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
Guest Stars:
Barbara Eden
11. George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
April 4, 2007
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
Guest Stars:
Jerry Springer, David Brian Apparis Jr
12. George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
April 11, 2007
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
13. George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
April 11, 2007
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
Guest Stars:
Mayan López
14. George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
April 24, 2007
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
Guest Stars:
Peter MacKenzie, Jack Blessing, Bob Koherr
15. George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
April 24, 2007
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
Guest Stars:
Mario López, Steven Wollenberg
16. George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
May 1, 2007
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
Guest Stars:
Oscar de la Hoya, Eloy Casados
17. George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
May 8, 2007
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
Guest Stars:
Elmarie Wendel, Mel Rodriguez, Mark Tymchyshyn
18. George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
May 8, 2007
30 min
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.
Guest Stars:
Edward James Olmos, Jack Blessing, Jerry Springer, Elmarie Wendel, Zachary James Bernard
