
Michael and a pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month cruise totally unprepared for parenthood.
Guest Stars:
Frances Bay, Kort Falkenberg
Dick accidentally burns down Maison Hubert while enjoying an after-dinner cigar. The Loudon's take in Hubert while he recuperates. Hubert vows he will ""get Monsieur Loudon"".
Dick is chosen to judge the annual Poetry and Pastry contest. Miss Goddard, the reigning champion, uses her feminine wiles to try to influence the judging. Michael throws an all-male baby shower.
Guest Stars:
Thomas Hill, David Pressman, Kathy Kinney, William Lanteau, Edwina Moore
An episode of Vermont Today on 'Hidden Shame' nets a surprise guest when George admits to a childish prank.
Guest Stars:
Ellen Albertini Dow, Todd Susman, Thomas Hill, Ralph Manza, Robert Ridgely
Michael quits his job at Menkey's grocery to become a lounge singer.
Guest Stars:
Craig Bierko, Ernie Lively, Debra Jo Rupp
Stephanie's mother offers to buy the newlyweds a mansion, but only if Michael changes his last name to Vanderkellen.
Guest Stars:
Priscilla Morrill
A cash-strapped visiting dignitary makes Dick a royal Lord. After hearing of his good fortune, the townspeople's opinion of Dick jumps up a notch.
Guest Stars:
Thomas Hill, Tony Jay, David Pressman, William Lanteau, Ellen Albertini Dow
Stephanie is sent to jail after she slaps a security guard in a fit of prenatal hormones.
Guest Stars:
Cristine Rose, Chip Zien, Marianne McAndrew
Joanna's Aunt Louise visits bearing gifts, despite her long-standing opinion that Joanna is much too good for Dick.
Guest Stars:
John McCook, Nancy Walker
George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru.
Guest Stars:
Keene Curtis, Jan Cobler
Georeg plans on never sleeping again when he's plagued by a recurring nightmare. Michael & Stephanie use 'wombphones' to educate their future child.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Chartoff, Peggy Fleming, John Walter Davis, Kathy Kinney
It's baby time for the Harris' as Steph's baby is about to be born. Michael is determined to capture the birth on tape over Stephanie's objections.
Guest Stars:
Jill Jacobson
Joanna takes an odd man to several houses to try to convince him to buy one, but he just can't seem to commit. Joanna visits his home and walks in to find a shrine dedicated to her.
Guest Stars:
Tim Choate, Thomas Hill, Ralph Manza, William Lanteau
When an overbearing new neighbor moves next door, Dick finds his polite veneer mistaken for friendship. The townsfolk, who all assume Dick is their best friend, are in an uproar when they hear that Dick and Sam are 'best friends'.
Guest Stars:
Thomas Hill, David Pressman, Bill Daily, William Lanteau
Stephanie's parents buy WPIV for baby Stephanie. Dick refuses to pander to the child, forcing baby Steph to cancel Vermont Today in the middle of an interview with George McGovern.
Guest Stars:
George McGovern
Michael announces plans to spice up WPIV's lineup with a new sitcom, Seein' Double starring Stephanie as identical twins Judy and Jody, with Dick as their crotchety widowed father.
Guest Stars:
Don Knotts, Magda Harout
Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, 'The Houligans', when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rivals, 'The Ruffians'.
Guest Stars:
James Greene, Thomas Hill, David Pressman, William Lanteau
After another shopping spree for baby Steph, Dick teaches Michael that materialism isn't the best way to raise a child. A skeptical Michael becomes convinced after a haunting dream depicts a possible future. Julia Duffy plays grown-up baby Steph.
Guest Stars:
James Greene
George falls under the influence of five priests vacationing at the inn. After George announces his intention to join the priesthood, Miss Goddard tries her hardest to change his mind.
Guest Stars:
James Hampton, Tom Virtue, Kathy Kinney, George Petrie
George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, ""Handymania"".
Guest Stars:
Thomas Hill, David Pressman, Kenneth Tigar, William Lanteau
Dick finagles his way into a weekly poker game with Tim Conway. Unaware of Tim's cheap nature, Dick drives him away after raising a quarter.
Guest Stars:
Tim Conway, Kathy Kinney
Michael comes up with the perfect lead-in to Vermont Today, the 'Giddy Goose' show. He casts his favorite dinner theater actor as Giddy, only to discover the man's also his father.
Guest Stars:
Henry Gibson
Society bluebloods Scooter Drake and his new wife Libby drop by with a child of their own, apparently superior to baby Steph in every way. Michael and Stephanie decide to divorce due to Michael's peasant heritage.
Guest Stars:
Randall Edwards, Bunny Summers, Alex Hyde-White
In the midst of a town meeting, a Japanese visitor announces his intentions to purchase the entire town and turn the land into a gigantic golf course. Everyone but Dick is thrilled and sells out.
Guest Stars:
Bob Newhart, Candace Hutson, David Pressman, Lisa Kudrow, Sab Shimono
22 Episodes