Episodes
1. Food Service vs. Hobbyists
July 31, 2003
30 min
People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop
2. Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service
August 7, 2003
30 min
Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls
3. Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees
August 16, 2003
30 min
Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom
4. Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers
August 21, 2003
30 min
Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop
5. Toy & Games vs. Office Workers
August 28, 2003
30 min
The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth
6. Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel
September 11, 2003
30 min
Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash
7. Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel Staff
September 18, 2003
30 min
Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death
8. Former Olympians
September 25, 2003
30 min
In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop
9. Entertainment Media vs. Unions
October 2, 2003
30 min
Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom
10. Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry
October 9, 2003
30 min
The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace. Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers
11. Financial Industry vs. Alcohol Industry
October 16, 2003
30 min
MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers. Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop
12. Real Monsters vs. Commercial Mascots
October 30, 2003
30 min
It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls
