Teachers Only
Season 2
February 11, 1983
14Episodes
When the show returned in February to May 1983, the school was now Woodrow Wilson High School in New York with Mr. Cooper as Principal, Diana as a Guidance Counselor and a new supporting cast. Samantha Keating and Michael Horne are teachers, Spud Le Boone is the gym teacher and Shari is the principal's secretary.
Episodes
1. The Rose
February 12, 1983
30 min
Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.
Guest Stars:
Alan Feinstein, Renae Jacobs, Craig Littler, Steffen Zacharias
2. Cooper's Arrangement
February 19, 1983
30 min
Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.
3. Take This Job and Shove It
February 26, 1983
30 min
With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.
Guest Stars:
Roberto Roman
4. Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition
March 5, 1983
30 min
A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.
Guest Stars:
Brian Robbins, Donna Wilkes, Mike Darnell
5. Rex, the Wonder Husband
March 12, 1983
30 min
Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.
Guest Stars:
Brian Robbins, John Bennett Perry, John C. Becher, Jennifer Richards, Greg Finley
6. Teacher's Pet
March 19, 1983
30 min
Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.
Guest Stars:
Fay Hauser, Larry B. Scott
7. Take the Money and Run
April 2, 1983
30 min
Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.
Guest Stars:
Arthur Peterson, Karin Argoud, Penina Segall
8. Otherwise Engaged
April 9, 1983
30 min
Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.
Guest Stars:
Michael Lemon
9. Beetlemania
April 16, 1983
30 min
To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.
Guest Stars:
Larry B. Scott, Nicolas Coster, Edie McClurg
10. Leather and Lace
April 23, 1983
30 min
A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.
Guest Stars:
David Ackroyd
11. It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To
April 30, 1983
30 min
Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.
Guest Stars:
James O'Sullivan, Jo Marie Payton, Beach Dickerson
12. Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid
May 7, 1983
30 min
Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.
Guest Stars:
Bill Saluga
13. Loss of Innocence
May 14, 1983
30 min
Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.
Guest Stars:
Steffen Zacharias, Jesse Aragon
