The innermost sanctum of Buckingham Palace is disturbed when 'Charlie' decides to improve the Monarchy's image by hiring a top – but vulgar – Fleet Street-pounding PR man.
Guest Stars:
Robert Putt, Harry Jones
Montague and Nicholas concoct a plan to have the interfering Mr Kelvin removed from the Palace ASAP. Unfortunately, Lady Sharpcott's loose tongue brings their plans crashing down.
Guest Stars:
Harry Jones, Ken Parry
An initiative to buy replacement electrical goods for the Palace from small British manufacturers goes terribly wrong when a floor buffer gets out of control. Danny is left to clear up the ensuing mess.
Guest Stars:
Michael Bott, Simon Farnaby, Gary Halliday, Wolf Christian, Maxine Burth
Kelvin concocts a plan to improve the Royals' image by running a newspaper contest to replace the Princess of Wales; Bermondsey and Foulsham are enthusiastic about the idea of being rid of Diana, but not so much on Max's methods.
A book exposing the scandalous bedroom antics and affairs of the Duke of Edinburgh is published in America. Nicholas encourages Max to sort out the potential mess.
Guest Stars:
Michael Bott
A run-through of procedures in case of the death of the Queen Mother goes awry when one of the staff overhears a conversation out of context. At least a lucrative Japanese trade deal might come out of it!
Guest Stars:
Michael Bott, Yoshinori Yamamoto, Ozzie Yue