Rules of Engagement
Season 3
March 2, 2009
13Episodes
7.7
The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.
Episodes
1. Russell's Secret
8.0
March 2, 2009
21 min
Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
Guest Stars:
Bob Odenkirk, Kevin Alexander Stea, Jordi Caballero, Emiko King, Nefetari Spencer
2. Voluntary Commitment
7.5
March 9, 2009
21 min
Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
Guest Stars:
Adhir Kalyan, Yvette Nicole Brown, Lou Felder, Norma Michaels, Melody Butiu
3. Jeff's New Friend
8.0
March 16, 2009
21 min
Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.
Guest Stars:
Michelle Pierce, Orlando Jones, Cora Skinner, Eric L. Waters, Diane Sellers
4. Dad's Visit
7.0
March 23, 2009
21 min
Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
Guest Stars:
Brian Dennehy, Holly Lynch, Kellen Love
5. Lyin' King
8.0
March 30, 2009
21 min
Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
Guest Stars:
Adhir Kalyan, Jerry Rice, Orlando Jones, Helena Mattsson, Sam Harris
6. Poaching Timmy
8.0
April 13, 2009
21 min
When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
Guest Stars:
Adhir Kalyan, Kate Micucci, Ping Wu, Kellen Love
7. Old Timer's Day
8.0
April 20, 2009
21 min
After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
Guest Stars:
Orlando Jones, Tyler Jacob Moore, Marque Richardson, Darin Rossi, Kellen Love
8. Twice
8.0
April 27, 2009
21 min
Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
Guest Stars:
Melanie Paxson, Jake Thomas, Jasmine Waltz, Adrienne Rusk, Leyla Milani
9. The Challenge
7.3
May 4, 2009
21 min
Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
Guest Stars:
Adhir Kalyan, Jenn Liu, Luisa Moraes, Carrie Reichenbach, Stephen Jared
10. Family Style
8.0
May 11, 2009
21 min
Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
Guest Stars:
Adhir Kalyan, Peter James Smith, Orlando Jones, Perrey Reeves, Sam Harris
11. May Divorce Be with You
7.3
May 13, 2009
21 min
Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
Guest Stars:
Adhir Kalyan, Louis Mandylor, Johnny Palermo, Tony Hale, Alexis Krause
12. House Money
7.5
May 18, 2009
21 min
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
Guest Stars:
Kurt Long, Alexandra Fatovich, Grinnell Morris, Katie Savoy, Nakia Secrest
