Episodes
1. Maudlin O' the Night
November 22, 1983
45 min
(This is the start of the SCTV Channel, when SCTV moved to Cinemax. Shows are 45 minutes long). Guy Caballero launches the new SCTV cable channel. The Schmenge Brothers try new wave music. Edith Prickly and Edna Boil go double-dating in the film spoof "Prickly Business". Steve Roman makes his own made-for-TV movie about JFK.
2. Gimme Jackie / Australia
December 6, 1983
45 min
Sid Dithers finds love in "An Officer and a Gentile". Perini Scleroso gets her own sitcom. "The National Midnight Star" is rechristened "Hollywood Dirt Tonight". Australian actor Mel McElroy hosts his own film festival.
3. It's a Wonderful Film
December 20, 1983
45 min
Producer, Martin Simmons is making a Christmas movie by classic film director Frank Bailey but decides that profit is more important than a making a quality movie so fires Bailey and hires a teen sex comedy director in his place.
4. The Date Debate / Scary Previews
January 3, 1984
45 min
Count Floyd and Woody Tobias Jr co-host a new movie review show, Scary Previews
5. You're On / Das Boobs
January 17, 1984
45 min
Das Boobs puts Porky's on the deck of Das Boot. Also features a trio of commercials with Irving Cohen, and the call-in show You're On, hosted by councilman for Melonville East, Max Lansky.
6. Stars In One: Bob Hope / Happy Hour
January 31, 1984
45 min
"Happy Hour" was a mock children's show, by bar patron, Happy Marsden, and the bartender, Mike. A mock western filmed in black and white, "Six Gun Justice", with was shown on each episode.
7. Stalag SCTV
February 14, 1984
45 min
Scripts are being stolen from SCTV, and new guy Fred Winston is the likeliest suspect. Highlights include Al Peck's Dinosaur Days and Lewis Does Dylan.
8. Diary of a Female Person / Happy Hour
February 28, 1984
45 min
Happy Hour shows another episode of Six Gun Justice, and Brock Linehan features Libby Wolfson's struggles to produce her new film.
9. Just For Fun / Black Like Vic
March 13, 1984
45 min
Rusty Van Reddick does a PSA for nursery schools; tonight on "Just for Fun," Stan Kanter launches a discussion on nuclear proliferation; in a 1962 episode of "Vic Arpeggio," our hero pretends to be a black man in segregation-era Georgia.
10. Youth, Do They Give A Damn or What? / Happy Hour
March 27, 1984
45 min
Soren and Weiss try to figure out what's up with the youth of today, while Don and Cheaplaffs have further adventures on Happy Hour. Also features a trio of commercials with Sophia Loren, who keeps branching out into new businesses.
11. Allenscam
April 10, 1984
45 min
Features several wraparound elements, including an unfolding scandal involving Brad Allen, artist Willem de Kooning never quite being interviewed on three shows, and new character Rita Schubb in three separate short bits. Also includes Harvey, as done by the New York Actor's Studio, Mel's Rock Pile returns to the psychedelic sixties, while Murray Shulman savages Canadian television.
12. Oliver Grimley
April 24, 1984
45 min
Cheryl Kinsey does a live show, while Ed Grimley, does Oliver Twist
14. Half Wits / Save the World Parade
May 22, 1984
45 min
Melonville's parade to promote world peace might not go as the announcers wish. Meanwhile, Alex Trebel is eager for someone, anyone to score on his game show "Half Wits."
15. Jackie Rogers, Jr. for President / Happy Hour
June 5, 1984
45 min
The wraparound features Jackie Rogers Jr's run for president, while Six Gun Justice's penultimate episode airs on Happy Hour. Jayne Eastwood returns as moderator for Philosophers at work.
16. Celebrity Fairie Tayles / Canadian Gaffes and Practical Amusements
June 19, 1984
45 min
Celebrity Fairie Tayles features the unlikely pairing of Alan Alda and Ed Grimley, while Canadian Gaffes features the gang from Headline Challenge in another brutal parody of the CBC that often approaches the moribund tediousness of the real thing
17. You're On / Happy Hour
July 3, 1984
45 min
Happy Hour presents the exciting conclusion to Six Gun Justice, and host Happy Marsden makes a surprising confession. The show also features and another episode of the oddly-paced You're On, while over at SCTV News, Earl retires and Floyd shows up in his Count Floyd costume.
