Episodes
1. Pilot
8.0
January 2, 2025
24 min
The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.
Guest Stars:
Catherine Tate, Joe Morton, Dempsey Bryk, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Oisin De Lange
2. Tanks for Nothing
8.5
January 9, 2025
22 min
General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.
Guest Stars:
3. CIA
9.0
January 16, 2025
22 min
The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.
Guest Stars:
Dempsey Bryk, Parker Young, Robert Holik
4. Korfball
9.5
January 23, 2025
22 min
Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.
Guest Stars:
Catherine Tate, Dempsey Bryk, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Freddy Cornally, Peter Eberst
5. Nazi Hunters
9.0
January 30, 2025
22 min
The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games; when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.
Guest Stars:
Dempsey Bryk, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Louis Kirwan, Des Nealon, Konstantin Lipatov
6. When You Wish Upon a Star
8.5
February 13, 2025
22 min
Gen. Davidson arrives at Stroopsdorf to receive his second star; the colonel eagerly desires a promotion and needs Capt. Quinn's help to charm Gen. King; Maj. Shah dips his toes back into the dating pool.
Guest Stars:
Joe Morton, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Jonny Everett, Donald Sage Mackay, Gemma Knight Jones
7. Once Upon a Twice Christmas
8.5
February 20, 2025
22 min
It's the middle of spring and the Dutch are celebrating Christmas -- again; the colonel and Katja are looking forward to celebrating their first Christmas dinner together as girlfriend and boyfriend.
Guest Stars:
Catherine Tate, Joe Morton, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Jonny Everett, Louis Kirwan
8. The Trial of Jan
9.0
February 27, 2025
23 min
The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.
Guest Stars:
Dempsey Bryk, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Rune Temte, Stephanie Omogun, Tom Delahunty
9. The Exes of Evil
7.0
March 6, 2025
22 min
When the Colonel's three ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends; Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring.
Guest Stars:
Catherine Tate, Dempsey Bryk, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Katie Killarney, Lisa Edelstein
10. Born on the Third of July
6.0
March 13, 2025
22 min
After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves.
Guest Stars:
Catherine Tate, Joe Morton, Dempsey Bryk, Arnmundur Ernst Björnsson, Jonny Everett
