Episodes
1. Big Butts
March 7, 2005
30 min
Kirstie Alley is at the end of her rope. After years of being on top, with a hit show in Cheers & Veronica's Closet, she has hit rock bottom because she is now fat - almost 300 pounds according to tabloids. Kirstie, desperate to rekindle the fame she once had off of Star magazine, requests a development meeting with Jeff Zucker for a project she has been thinking up. During this time of woe and anticipation for her, she seeks a man, and meets a ""big black guy"" who makes her feel needed and wanted. And even though her playmate works for NBC, Kirstie is rewarded with a development deal, so long as she loses a few pounds.
Guest Stars:
Stacey Grenrock-Woods, Jeff Zucker, Michael McDonald, John Travolta, Yvette Nicole Brown
2. Charlie's Angels
March 14, 2005
30 min
One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she is having a kid---with Kid Rock! Elsewhere, she is on a mission to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.
Guest Stars:
Jason Stuart, Kid Rock, Melissa Gilbert, Carmen Electra, Edie McClurg
3. Holy Lesbo Batman
March 21, 2005
30 min
Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.
Guest Stars:
Kevin Nealon, Mayim Bialik, Mo Collins, Kelly Preston, Carl Banks
4. The Koi Effect
March 28, 2005
30 min
Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.
Guest Stars:
Wallace Shawn, Mayim Bialik, Kelly Preston, Leah Remini, Vené L. Arcoraci
5. Crack For Good
April 4, 2005
30 min
Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene
Guest Stars:
Connie Stevens, Larry King, Christopher McDonald, Geoffrey Lewis, Kelly Preston
6. Cry Baby McGuire
April 11, 2005
30 min
Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends
Guest Stars:
Bill Smitrovich, Merv Griffin, Kevin Sasaki, Harvey J. Newmark, Mark Z. Stevens