Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.
Guest Stars:
Yvonne Lime
Duke is promoted to corporal, but finds his old reputation getting in his way.
Gomer and Carter are the victims of the lead boot, the battalion's booby prize.
Lou Ann's old boyfriend visits.
Guest Stars:
Joyce Jameson, Med Flory, Elizabeth MacRae
The platoon's chances to sing in a movie are almost spoiled by Sgt. Carter -- he can't carry a tune.
Guest Stars:
Byron Morrow, Forrest Compton, Mark Evans
Gomer and Carter clash as they vie for an actress.
Guest Stars:
George Fenneman, Ken Lynch, Paul Bryar, George Sawaya, Fred Stromsoe
A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.
Guest Stars:
Nita Talbot, Dorothy Neumann, Murray Pollack, Jesse White
Carter appears in a Hollywood movie, but finds acting harder than he thought.
Guest Stars:
Hamilton Camp, Tommy Farrell, Barry Williams, Sheldon Leonard, Jamie Farr
Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.
Guest Stars:
Forrest Compton, Victor Brandt, Allan Melvin
Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.
Guest Stars:
Molly Picon, David Ketchum
Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.
Guest Stars:
Peter Duryea, Forrest Compton, Don Kennedy
South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.
Guest Stars:
Forrest Compton, Larry Storch
When Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a bill for a completely demolished fender.
Guest Stars:
Kathleen Freeman, Forrest Compton, Al Lewis
Carter won't believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.
Guest Stars:
Arthur Batanides, Jerry Hausner, Paul Bryar
Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.
Guest Stars:
Ned Glass, Elizabeth MacRae
Gomer and Carter are contestants on the ""Win-A-Date"" televised program.
Guest Stars:
Leonard Stone, Elizabeth MacRae, Jeannine Riley, John Considine
Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.
Guest Stars:
Don Diamond, Bill Mullikin, Bobo Lewis
Sgt. Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.
Guest Stars:
Ronnie Schell
Gomer and Lou Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners are in fact planning to rob the bank next door.
Guest Stars:
Noam Pitlik, Elizabeth MacRae, Lewis Charles
Gomer and Carter again fall prey to con man ""Friendly Freddy,"" now running a computer dating service.
Guest Stars:
Sid Melton, Elizabeth MacRae, Maureen Arthur
Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the ""enemy"" during camp maneuvers.
Guest Stars:
Allan Melvin, Mabel Albertson, Ronnie Schell, Tom Lowell, Lisa Gerritsen
Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat and jumps to the conclusion that it's Sgt. Carter who is critically ill.
Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.
Guest Stars:
Kathleen Freeman, Ronnie Schell
Carter takes charge of Gomer's life savings for safekeeping and has his pocket picked by a little old lady.
Guest Stars:
Orville Sherman, Olan Soule, Ellen Corby, Jay Novello, Maudie Prickett
A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.
Guest Stars:
Jackie Joseph, Warren Berlinger, Jim B. Smith, Thordis Brandt
Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.
Guest Stars:
Rob Reiner, Leigh French, Forrest Compton
Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.
Guest Stars:
Hal Smith, Forrest Compton
Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing, but Sgt. Carter won't agree to her plans.
Guest Stars:
Carol Burnett
Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.
Guest Stars:
Jane Dulo