Mama Malone is overjoyed when she learns that Dino has a girlfriend, but her demeanor turns dour upon learning that they're living together and the woman works as a stripper.
Guest Stars:
Stephanie Faracy
Mama doesn't approve when she learns that Connie's been rekindling her romance with her first love.
Guest Stars:
Alice Ghostley
A jealous husband interrupts the show after Mama Malone's niece seeks marital advice from Father Silva.
Guest Stars:
Candice Azzara
When Frankie brings home a girl who's more mature, the family discuss whether or not it's time to talk to him about sex.
Guest Stars:
Melora Hardin
Frankie's father is coming to take him to the circus, and since the boy hasn't seen his dad in 8 years, he's not happy about it. Also, Stanley tries to shake up his narration for the show.
The new neighbor starts a war over Mama Malone over bag of trash in the hall, but it comes to a head when he's accused of being gay.
Guest Stars:
Paul Benedict
After Mama Malone declines neighbor Calvin's invitation to the dance, Nedda offers to go with him. Meanwhile, Connie lands a date with a quarterback, Dino tries to land a part in an opera, Frankie works at the bowling alley.
Guest Stars:
Paul Benedict, Alice Ghostley
Dino claims that he's suicidal because he was booed off stage, but it turns out there's a secondary reason for his blues.
Sister Philomena reveals that Frankie scored high on his aptitude test and encourages Connie to transfer him to a public school in Manhattan.
A woman shows up at the taping of the show claiming to have been invited by Dino, but it gradually becomes apparent that she's not playing with a full deck.
Guest Stars:
Beverly Archer
Mama throws an 80th birthday party for Padre Guardiano, and has tried to finagle a phone call from the Pope.