Episodes
1. Gus Honeybun's Tears
June 9, 2015
37 min
The South West. From Westward to Carlton, starring Ian Stirling, Peter Griffin and Gus Honeybun.
2. It's Glam Up North
June 16, 2015
30 min
Granada. The North West in excelsis, starring Charles Foster, the Bernstein Brothers and Colin Weston.
3. From Hell to Breakfast
June 23, 2015
42 min
TV-am. The eighties' morning glory and despair, starring David Frost, Anne Diamond, Timmy Mallett and Roland Rat.
4. South of Heaven
June 30, 2015
39 min
The South. Coast to Coast with taters and toast, starring Christopher Robbie, Brian Nissen, Fred Dinenage and Wizadora.
5. On Emley Moor Baht'At
July 7, 2015
29 min
Yorkshire. Looming brass-band terror, starring Redvers Kyle, Paul Lally and Bruce Gyngell again.
6. Survival of the Fittest
July 14, 2015
20 min
Anglia. The Wales of the East, starring Aubrey Buxton, Nicholas Parsons and some sort of puppet cat.
7. Once Upon a Time in the Midlands
July 21, 2015
32 min
The centre of the network, starring Lew Grade, Benny from Crossroads and a cake.
8. Bread of Heaven
July 28, 2015
38 min
Wales. Obviously the most important place in the whole world, with two Lords, Annie St. John and some dragons.
9. River Run
August 4, 2015
31 min
Tyne Tees. The Local Heroes, starring Colin Weston (again), Annie St. John (again) and Bruce Gyngell (yet again).
10. Sunrise/Sunset
August 11, 2015
35 min
GMTV. Another morning in a different kitchen, starring Eamonn Holmes, Fiona Armstrong and a working fireplace.
11. There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
August 18, 2015
32 min
Border and Channel. Two companies that couldn't sustain a full half hour, mashed together into one, starring Craig Austin, Oscar T. Puffin and Rudyard Kipling.
12. No Sleep 'Til Nightscreen
August 25, 2015
32 min
Night Time. The story of the late, late shift, starring a cat, some owls, some dancing light and Dani Behr.
13. War and Peace
September 1, 2015
32 min
Ulster. Troubled television, starring Julian Simmons, the IRA and a telly on a stick. This episode was completed shortly before UTV placed their television assets up for sale.
14. Space Invaders
September 8, 2015
31 min
Satellite and Digital. GSkyB and what followed. Repeats, mulch and third-division football, beamed from space into the homes of almost no-one, starring the wasted talent of Lambie-Nairn, a big capital G, and a stuffed monkey.
15. Caledonia Uber Alles
September 15, 2015
31 min
Grampian and Scottish - a parcel of rogues and rouge, starring Tony Currie, Colin Lamont, Kay Duncan, a thistle and the Saltire.