Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.
Guest Stars:
Breckin Meyer, Madeline Zima, Dennis Burkley
After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
Guest Stars:
Breckin Meyer, Gary Busey, Phil LaMarr
A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
Guest Stars:
Carlos Alazraqui, Castulo Guerra, Marisabel García, Marcelo Tubert, Kathy Bates
Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
Guest Stars:
David Herman
After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
Guest Stars:
David Herman, Dennis Burkley
Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
Guest Stars:
Breckin Meyer, Eliza Schneider, Angela Kinsey, Tara Strong
Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.
Guest Stars:
Caitlyn Jenner, Phil LaMarr, David Herman
Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.
Guest Stars:
Alan Rickman, David Herman, Andy Siegel, Laura Dern
Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
Guest Stars:
Yakov Smirnoff, Vince Gill, Charlie Daniels
A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
Guest Stars:
Lupe Ontiveros, David Herman, Jeff Goldblum, Patricia Place
Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
Guest Stars:
Jack Carter, Ed Asner, David Herman, John C. McGinley, Phil LaMarr
Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
Guest Stars:
Cynthia Stevenson, Kathryn Harrold, Dennis Burkley
After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
Guest Stars:
David Herman
When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
Guest Stars:
Breckin Meyer
Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
Guest Stars:
Peter Kwong, Denice Kumagai
Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
Guest Stars:
Megan Mullally, David Herman
Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
Guest Stars:
Anna Faris, Tara Strong, David Herman, Stephanie Fybel
Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
Guest Stars:
Breckin Meyer, David Herman
Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
Guest Stars:
Jonathan Joss
Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
Guest Stars:
Laura Linney, Alie Ward
The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
Guest Stars:
David Herman, James Sie, Jonathan Joss, Amy Hill, Keone Young
22 Episodes