Ann is overwhelmed to find herself on stage with Ethel Merman, who chooses Ann for a walk-on part in a revival of ""Gypsy.""
Guest Stars:
Joy Harmon, Sandy Kenyon, Ethel Merman
Ann makes a valiant effort to learn to roller-skate to get a part in a soft-drink commercial.
Guest Stars:
Kerry MacLane, Rob Reiner, Mark Harris, Paul Smith
Donald, the proud owner of an unpublished novel, needs cheering when he gets his twelfth rejection slip. Ann's father makes connections with a publisher for Don's book, but he reads it himself and refuses to send it in.
Guest Stars:
Henry Jones, Rosemary DeCamp
Donald does a story on computer dating. Ann is jealous when Donald's Compudate match turns out to be attractive model, Lisa Stevens. So Ann fills out a Compudate card herself and comes up with a good-looking date also, who turns out to be a lot more like Donald than she'd care to admit!
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell, Ruth Buzzi, Rich Little, Suzanne Charny
Ann gets a job in telephone marketing at the same time her apartment is being painted, so Ann must borrow Donald's apartment whiel he is away to work in. Dan's friend Harry comes by unknowingly and decides to stay in the apartment as well.
Guest Stars:
Bill Bixby, Florence Halop, Hollis Morrison
Ann Marie's elation at winning a Broadway role fades when she realizes its Philadelphia opening will mean a long separation from Donald.
Guest Stars:
Richmond Shepard, Teri Garr, Phil Arnold
Despite attention from a fellow castmate, Ann misses Donald while in Philadelphia to do a play.
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell, Ruth Buzzi
After a meeting with a famous doctor, Donald uses what he has learned to find out all out Ann's personality.
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell, Renzo Cesana, Amzie Strickland, Dub Taylor, Ben Wright
Ann and Donald learn that a couple that works together also fights together when they collaborate on a play about her life.
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell
Ann wins a part in an Italian movie, but turns it down when she discovers a nude scene.
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell, Francis Lederer, Frank Puglia, Anna-Lisa
The Hollingers are upset that their son isn't coming home for Thanksgiving, and the Maries are upset that a family tradition is being broken. Trying to cook everyone's favorite dishes, Ann takes over the kitchen of a neighbor who is away. The dinner turns out to be a disaster!
Guest Stars:
Joseph V. Perry, Mabel Albertson, Rosemary DeCamp
While modeling at a famous restaurant, Ann meets an agent named Seymour who gets her a date with Dick Shawn as a publicity stunt, but he doesn't know about it!
Guest Stars:
Dick Shawn, Ruth Buzzi, George N. Neise
Ann meets a fashion photographer named Noel Prince, whom Donald dislikes. Noel wants to take her to California to do a shoot.
Guest Stars:
Garry Marshall, Lea Marmer, Laurie Main, Sally Marr
Noel falls for Ann badly. Don sees a newspaper photo of Ann and Noel being arrested for frolicking in a fountain, he's on the next plane to Los Angeles.
Guest Stars:
Garry Marshall, William Callaway, Sidney Clute, Laurie Main
Ann purchases tickets for the Baumans from a scalper. Giving the scalper a check with her address on it and saying the tickets are for her neighbors, she fears they may be robbed (on Christmas Eve). In order to prevent a robbery, Ann and Donald remove all the valuables from the Baumans' apartment, only to be caught by the police.
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell, Herbie Faye, Ed Peck, Jay C. Flippen
When Ann sprains her ankle at work, Donald comes to the rescue cooking gourmet meals and cleaning her apartment with a vengeance.
Guest Stars:
Benny Rubin, Bernie Kopell, Rosemary DeCamp, Danny Arnold
A fortune hunter named Buzzy has his eyes on Ann when she wears a borrowed chinchilla stole to wear at an elite party.
Guest Stars:
Benny Rubin, Quinn K. Redeker
Ann takes boyfriend Donald home to spend the weekend with her parents, only to find that her father is jealous of Don and sees him as a rival.
Guest Stars:
Byron Morrow, Rosemary DeCamp
After Ann invites her parents to see her Broadway debut, she learns that her lines have been cut considerably. Ann asks her father to change his reservations to the following night so he can see her uncut role. She's unaware that her part was cut to accommodate a surprise theater party planned by her father.
Guest Stars:
Lorna Thayer, Buddy Lester, Donald Foster, Norman Fell
Ann becomes convinced that she has no sex appeal when she lands a part as the Creamy Soap Girl because the producer sees her as a fresh scrubbed face that no housewife could resent for her looks.
Guest Stars:
Bernie Kopell, Jesse White
Lou escorts Ethel Merman just to be nice, and the publicity thinks that they are an item much to Helen's dismay.
Guest Stars:
Peter Leeds, Ethel Merman, Rosemary DeCamp
Donald is stunned when Ann receives a marriage proposal from British fashion photographer Noel Prince. Noel expects his answer in the morning, despite Ann's protestations that she loves Donald.
Guest Stars:
Garry Marshall
Mrs. Hollister stays at Ann's apartment and finds a pair of her son's pants hanging in Ann's closet.
Guest Stars:
Mabel Albertson, Johnny Silver
Marge tells Ann that she has met the man of her dreams, but he backs out when she proposed marraige.
Guest Stars:
Ruth Buzzi, Albert Salmi
Ann gets obscene phone calls and a police chief is called to stay with her. Donald thinks that there is something going on between the two of them when he comes out of Ann's bedroom one morning.
Ann is knocked out by a baseball and the doctor that treats her looks exactly like Donald.
Guest Stars:
Milton Selzer
Ann is pressured to hire unscrupulous press agent Eddie Edwards who promptly links her to a divorce scandal with actor Buddy Hobart in the hopes that it will boost Ann's career.
Guest Stars:
Joan Blondell, Robert Alda, Jesse White, Johnny Silver
Ann dislikes Donald's new beard and takes measures to get him to shave it off.
Guest Stars:
Ruth Buzzi, Gerald Peters
A drunk comedian named Marty is taken in by Ann to sober up, and he thinks that they had an affair.
Guest Stars:
Buddy Lester, Sid Melton, Audrey Christie, Sid Caesar
Ann meets an elderly man, Andrew Washington at a party when he accidentally spills his shrimp cocktail on her new white crepe dress. He tries to make it up to her by giving her gifts, but Ann cannot accept them.
Guest Stars:
Arlene Golonka, Joe Besser, Jesse White, Cecil Kellaway