Season 3

Like her wine time nuts, Kath's feelings are mixed at this late stage when Gary arrives back to stake his claim. Kel is hamstrung as Gary has Kath over a barrel. Meanwhile, Kim is loving herself sick as a new mum. She is blown away at how gross Epponnee's motor skills are. Ditto Brett.

With their fascinators on and Fleur De Lys Picolos in hand, Kath and Kim hit the races. They mingle with celebrities (C-list), while Sharon gets lucky with a very little racing identity. Brett has a reality check when he babysits lil' Eps. Meanwhile, Kel is up to his eyeballs in lamb flaps and honey soy drumettes.

Kim counts her chicken feet before they hatch as a family crisis takes Brett and Epponnee to the Gold Coast. Meanwhile, Kath feels that she and Kel have been too into each other - you know, physically - and they decide to spread their wings (socially that is).

Kimmy kicks up a major stink in her bid to trim down as Sharon discovers her inner fascist at Boot Camp. Meanwhile, Kel's palm pilot is up to pussy's bow, but Kath can't find a window.

Hooray! Sharon's got a date. Kim gives Sharon a major makeover and all fingers are crossed. All stops are out in a nail-biting sequence when Kath and Kel try to update their home theatre system (I mean it is almost three years old). Meanwhile, Brett gets on Kel's wick.

Kim has always seen herself in a cul-de-sac, but Brett has bigger plans. His exciting news means Kim has to pull her considerable weight financially. Ditto Kath, whose new career venture has her stimulated big time, and that is good for everyone. As per usual, Sharon drives everyone mad.

Fifty is the new forty in the Day-Knight household, and Kath plans a celebration for Kel and pulls out all the stops for a Nibbles to end all Nibbles. Meanwhile, the jury is still out on Sharon's godmother status, and Kim gets holier than thou. Brett has an epiphany on a Buckin' Bronco.

Look at moi! Look at moi! Look at Kylie! International pop icon Kylie Minogue makes a special guest appearance at Lagoon Court. Meanwhile, what is to become of Kath and Kel, after Dr Ng tells them to go fat free? Kim and Brett are at loggerheads over Epponnee's career projectory. The clock ticks loudest for Sharon as she waits in the wings like a white ant.