Episodes
1. We're Only Here for the Banter!
January 18, 2002
30 min
Ronald Villiers does the Zortol Doorstep Challenge - Rokadisco 80 - Chris and Davie in the office - Requiem for a rock star - The Teacher - Benefit Cuts - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor Crooning - 'Can we film some porn?' - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - The Banter Boys in the cloakroom - ESP - The Farting Coach - 'Dad, can I have a tongue stud?' - The Big Man goes to College - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate - The Neds - Brenda the bossy aunt - the Sewer Boys - Jack and Vic go robbing - The Rage Man.
2. Brenda the Bossy Aunt
January 25, 2002
30 min
Cowboy pictures - Ronald Villiers tries his hand as a crook - Milk, lemonade, chocolate! - The Killer Wean - UK-USA officer swap - Brenda the bossy aunt - Seb and Max pt. 1 - Doctor - Copper - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - Big Jock - Paint and the laundry - Jack and Victor sing - Seb and Max Return to Glasgae - Sleazy Newsman- At the Car show - Taxi-Office Woman - The Farting Coach - Seb and Max pt. 3 - Bish 'n' Bosh the painters - 'Ewww!' - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor - Smoking Family - Sleazy Newsman
3. All Hail the Arrival of Captain Nipple Whistle!
February 1, 2002
30 min
Doctors - Ronald Villiers - Picture Spoiler - The Killer Wean - Captain Nipple-Whistle! - Mr Ssssimpson - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - 'It's never too early for a fusilier!' - The Big Man is pulled over - 'Ewww!' - Auto dealers - Cpt. Nipple Whistle - Jackie and Colin, 1885 - Gretta, the Boss with the Moustache - Bish 'n' Bosh - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate! - Creepy Grandad - Banter Boys and Hell's Angels - The Teacher - The Neds - Gretta - Sewer Boys
4. The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert
February 8, 2002
30 min
Ronald Villiers - The Big Man's Life Insurance Advert - Fusilier - Pea Factory Madness - M'on the slugs! - Computer Assistants - The Neds - Bish 'n' Bosh - Smoking Family - The Killer Wean On Police Line-Up - Jack and Victor - Broken Hearted Taxi-Woman - 'Ewww!' - The Sewer Boys
5. Funeral for a Lonely Shopkeeper
February 15, 2002
30 min
Farting Coach - Ronald Villiers - M'on the Ducks! - The Teacher - For the Caledonian Extra - 1885 - Meinen Cloden! - UK-USA officer swap - At the nightclub - Smoking Family - Computer Assistants - Big Jock - Sewer Boys - The Big Man Goes to the Toilet - Bish and Bosh
6. The Last One
February 22, 2002
30 min
Ronald Villiers Reads the News - UK-USA Officer Swap - Bothered Artist - 1885, Jackie and Colin - Smoking Family On An Aeroplane - The Teacher - Jack and Victor - Farting Coach - Picture Spoiler - Computer Assistants - Do You Have a Club Card? - Take a Drink! - Brenda the Bossy Aunt - The Lighthouse Keepers - Sewer Boys
Guest Stars:
Jackie Bird
