Fallen soap vixen Faith Fairfield creates high drama after moving in with her straitlaced sister and her family.
Guest Stars:
Macey Cruthird, Jansen Panettiere, Daryl Edwards, Heather Fairfield, Olga Merediz
The sisters attend the funeral of a long-forgotten aunt to pay their respects--and to swipe back the ring she took from their mom years earlier. Back at home, Charley handles an alarming situations with the home-security system and Hayley's middle-child neuroses.
Guest Stars:
Macey Cruthird, Paulie Litt, Gloria Cromwell, Dan Ziskie, Jason Olive
Faith goes back to high-school for her degree after it comes out that she failed French and never actually graduated. But a note passed in class leads Sydney's new beau to think more about Faith than French.
Guest Stars:
Macey Cruthird, Paulie Litt, Olga Merediz, Daryl Edwards, Val Emmich
Faith, in debt to her former studio because she "accidentally" set fire to a set the day she was fired, needs money, so Hope hires her as her assistant. A happy homemaker she isn't.
Guest Stars:
Macey Cruthird, Paulie Litt, Marylouise Burke, John Scurti
Hope's book-club meeting becomes a party when Faith crashes it, and Hope turns out to be a heartier partier than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Charley takes the kids to the arcade and turns out to be something of a pinball wizard.
Guest Stars:
Judy Kuhn, Molly Cheek, Saidah Arrika Ekulona, Trevor Heins, Marisa Redanty
Faith meets a handsome and sensitive guy on Halloween. He's quite a treat, but Hope thinks he has a trick up his sleeve. Meanwhile, Haley has a "math date" with a nerdy boy named Edwin, thanks to Sydney, who arranged it (without asking Haley first).
Guest Stars:
Brett Murphy, Cristián de la Fuente
A car dealer hires Faith for one of his wacky TV commercials. It's wackier than she would have liked. Meanwhile, Charley can't remember all of his and Hope's "cutesy, made-up anniversaries."
Guest Stars:
Tonye Patano, Regis Philbin, Michael Bachmann, Tony Devon
A high-school flame of Hope's is single again and back in town. He and Faith begin making some music together and that rouses Hope's ire. Meanwhile, Haley and Sydney make a hole in their bedroom wall while wrestling and conspire to cover it up.
Guest Stars:
Clint Black, Devon O'Day, Nicholas Art, Laksh Singh
Hope and Faith's playboy father Jack arrives for Thanksgiving with his latest girlfriend. She's "out of this world," he says to his daughters. She says she was abducted by aliens. Jack also has a surprise for Charley: he has taken up shiatsu massage, and his "favorite" (read: only) son-in-law is "customer numero uno."
Guest Stars:
Lynda Carter, Robert Wagner, Gregor Manns
A "big misunderstanding" (it really is) with the mother of one of the boys in Charley's basketball team lands Hope and Faith in an anger-management class. But does Hope really have a "Faith-management problem"? Meanwhile, Charley might be the anti-handyman, but that's not stopping him from trying to fix the garbage disposal in the kitchen sink.
Guest Stars:
Jim Gaffigan, Jonathan Hadary, Kelly Coffield Park, Jeremy Rabb, Linda Miller
A newcomer has taken over Faith's old role on "The Sacred and the Sinful." This sends Faith into a funk that's broken only when Hope tabs her to direct Hayley's holiday pageant at school. But her "artistic integrity" proves to be more than the kids can stand. Meanwhile, a bully takes Justin's winter coat, but Charley knows how to get it back.
Guest Stars:
Danny Woodburn, Brett Murphy, Rebecca Budig, Brian Donahue, Lydia Jordan
Charley's brother Andrew is getting married, and their mother fears that Hope will ruin the nuptials. There's a history here: She blames Hope for wrecking Andrew's first wedding (the bride ran out of the church following a poem Hope read), and this one won't go smoothly, either.
Guest Stars:
James Murtaugh, Constance Barron, James Villemaire
The opposition to Hope's campaign for president of the Glen Falls Neighborhood Association is Faith-based: she insulted a man, so he runs against her. He'll find a potent campaign weapon. Meanwhile, Charley tries to engineer Sydney's social life.
Guest Stars:
Mimi Rogers, Sam Murphy, Matthew Lawler, Peter Vack, Peter Marx
A waitress becomes a colleague of Hope and Faith (they couldn't pay their bill). The reason they're in the diner in the first place: Faith wants to impress a director who's filming on location and eats there every night. Back at home, meanwhile, Charley crashes a party, only he doesn't know it, thanks to Sydney and Hayley's quick guest-disappearing act.
Guest Stars:
Fisher Stevens, Kathie Lee Gifford, Joe Grifasi, Larry Mitchell, Sam Murphy
Charley's friend Kenny, who works for Doctors Without Borders in Djibouti, arrives for a visit and promptly falls in love with Faith. This is surprising to everyone and upsetting to Hayley, who has a crush on him. As for Hayley's boyfriend, Edwin, he's just crushed.
Guest Stars:
Kevin Sorbo, Brett Murphy
Hope and Faith crash a baseball locker room to get the autograph of pitcher Roger Clemens. The reason why they're doing it involves a misdeed by Justin. Meanwhile, Hayley handcuffs herself to her tree house. It seems that the tree in which it's situated has died, and Charley must cut it down. But Hayley won't hear of it.
Guest Stars:
Kene Holliday, Roger Clemens, Ben Bailey, Chuck Ardezzone
Hope and Faith "date" two doofuses from their high-school class because they have promised to repair Charley's '67 Stingray before he can find out that they (and Sydney, who was driving it) have damaged it.
Guest Stars:
Jason Butler Harner, Rob Campbell, Brooke Johnson
Hope has jury duty, and that means disorder in the court, courtesy of Faith, who won't take her rejection as a juror lying down. And before the verdict is in, her soap-opera experience will come in handy.
Guest Stars:
Gretha Boston, Dudley Findlay Jr., Patrick Garner, Adam Kulbersh, Charles Techman
Faith's former maid shows up and Faith is glad to see her; everyone else has a maid they don't want. Meanwhile, Charley wants to join a "fancy schmancy" country club, and Hope, Faith and Charley do end up there.
Guest Stars:
Marcia Jean Kurtz, Lisa Masters, Jay Potter
Hope gets a job as a columnist for the local newspaper, and Faith wrangles one, too, but they're not exactly "cubbie buddies": Faith is driving Hope crazy. Meanwhile, Charley and the kids must take take up the slack at home. Their first project: making pecan sandies.
Guest Stars:
Josh Pais, Chris Gethard, Bill Parks
It turns out that Faith is married--to a man who lives in a trailer whom she hasn't seen in 15 years. It seems he never filed divorce papers, but now he wants to untie the knot. Not so fast, says Faith. She wants an apology before she'll sign anything.
Guest Stars:
Tom Arnold, Keong Sim
Hope and Faith's dad and Faith's best friend, Mandi, share a May-December romance. This doesn't sit well at all with Hope or Faith, so Faith sets out to teach Mandi a lesson by hitting on her dad.
Guest Stars:
Samrat Chakrabarti, Robert Wagner, Tony Curtis, Jenny McCarthy
Faith gets back into show business, sort of--as a scantily clad jackhammer demonstrator at a trade show. Meanwhile, Sydney gets Haley to write a science paper for her.
Guest Stars:
Dominic Chianese, Rebecca Budig, Cameron Mathison, Bonnie Rose
Faith's surprise Daytime Emmy nomination sends the Fairfields to New York City for a reunion with Faith's "The Sacred and the Sinful" colleagues. They're not her friends.
Guest Stars:
Robert Verdi, Rebecca Budig, Cameron Mathison, Ian Buchanan, Eric Braeden
On the day of the Daytime Emmys, the "new" and "old" Ashley Storms face off during a taping of "The Sacred and the Sinful." Faith prevails, but Hope smells a rat. Meanwhile, Charley makes his soap debut, and Sydney and Hope receive the attentions of soap stars.
Guest Stars:
Robert Verdi, Rebecca Budig, Cameron Mathison, Ian Buchanan, Eric Braeden