Episodes
1. Vibracaust
7.0
February 12, 2009
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Guest Stars:
Max Morris, Lexie Kahanovitz, Bill Hader
2. Xavier's Maneuver
7.0
February 19, 2009
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
Guest Stars:
Bill Hader
3. El Tornadador
February 26, 2009
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Guest Stars:
Vincent D'Onofrio
4. Haunted Tonk
March 5, 2009
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Guest Stars:
Heather Lawless, Judah Friedlander
5. Free Range Manibalism
March 12, 2009
15 min
Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Guest Stars:
Snoop Dogg, Heather Lawless
6. Damnesia Vu
March 19, 2009
15 min
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
Guest Stars:
Vincent D'Onofrio, Heather Lawless, Judah Friedlander
7. Going Normal
March 26, 2009
15 min
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
Guest Stars:
Michael Gladis, Kristen Schaal, Brian Stack
8. Kharmarabionic Lotion
April 2, 2009
15 min
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
Guest Stars:
Laura Krafft, Brian Stack
