Season 1

The boys master a new combo-tool. Steckler decides to fire one of them, because, after all, the tool can replace a person. After conversing with 2 nuns that used to be teachers of the boys, and a very funny scene with Michael and a soda machine, Steckler decides to keep both of the boys.

After witnessing a bank robbery, Michael is being stalked by the robber, and is hilariously jumpy. He & Ernie wind up stuck in an elevator with a bomb. They disarm it, and their reward is being told to paint the elevator.

Mike is reunited with a long-lost buddy.

Strange events prompt Boss Falzone to rent a guard dog.

The brothers' classy dates are more interested in dessert.