Uncle Harry is hired to drive a motor home from California to Colorado, and foolishly agrees to take Lucy and the kids along for the ride. Lucy takes over driving so Harry can take a nap, and decides to take a detour, setting up this and the following three episodes.
Guest Stars:
Frank Marth, Roy Roberts
Lucy is still trying as hard as she can to get Craig into the Air Force Academy, and each result ends hilariously.
Guest Stars:
Roy Roberts
Lucy indadvertently ends up marrying an Indian Chief who gives her the state of Utah as a wedding gift!
Guest Stars:
Iron Eyes Cody, Mickey Manners, Paul Fix
While camping outdoors near a river, Lucy's mattress gets carried away with the current, with Kim, Craig, and Harry trying to rescue her.
Guest Stars:
George Marshall, Robert L. Hughes
Lucy, Kim, and Craig attempt to keep Uncle Harry in the hospital after having his tonsils taken out.
Guest Stars:
Paula Stewart, Jack Collins, Mary Wickes, Adele Claire
Lucy and Kim fill in for two of Patty Andrews' Sisters
Guest Stars:
Patty Andrews, John McLaren, Gary Morton
After a rash of neighborhood burglaries, Lucille, Kim, and Craig install an home-made alarm system.
Guest Stars:
Guy Marks, Elliott Reid
Guest Stars:
Jackie Joseph, Robert L. Hughes, Larry J. Blake
Needing another means of transportation, Kim and Craig buy an old broken down car from Cheerful Charlie, the local car salesman. When the car no longer works, Lucy and Harry scheme to get Charlie to take it back for more than it's worth.
Guest Stars:
Milton Berle
When Lucille loses an antique ring in wet cement, she disguises herself as a cement worker wielding a jackhammer.
Guest Stars:
Mary Jane Croft, Paul Winchell, Harry Hickox, Sid Gould, William Tannen
Lucy appears on the Johnny Carson show and plays ""stump the band"", and wins a dinner at the Brown Derby. Unfortunately for Johnny Carson, Lucy and Uncle Harry coincidentally dine at the Brown Derby when Carson and McMahon are also dining. Naturally, Lucy believes she must have won a dinner with Johnny and Ed and joins them.
Guest Stars:
Ed McMahon, Johnny Carson, Sid Gould, Jim Henaghan, Sid Kane
Kim and Craig are in charge of producing the school play, and decide its theme should be the Generation Gap. When they have casting problems, Lucy and Harry wind up playing the parents, and they all put on a really spectacular show.
Guest Stars:
Lesley Evans, Cecil Gold, Victor Sen Yung, Sheila Dehner, Tara Glynn
The kids find a lost sheep dog and bring it home. After naming the sheep dog Humphrey Bogart, a litter of puppies are born. After the puppies are giving to new homes, Uncle Harry arrives with a want ad offering a reward.
Guest Stars:
Jack LaLanne, Sherry Alberoni, Irwin Charone, Steve March, Eugene Molnar
Harry suggests Lucy is overworked and should hire an assistant. Suspecting Harry is really attempting to replace her, Lucy has Kim arrive to the office as temp secretary Shoiley Shopenauer, the world's worst office assistant.
Guest Stars:
Mary Jane Croft, Robert Carson, Wanda Clark
The kids acquire part-time jobs to pay for a new phone line, but Lucy ends up filling in for them.
Craig's scavenger hunt finds a candlelabra that appears to have belonged to Liberace. Lucy feels obliged to return it to the famous pianist.
Guest Stars:
Liberace, Ben Wrigley, Paul Winchell
When Lucy's drives into a Chinese Laundry, she takes a part time job there to pay for the damages.
Guest Stars:
James Hong, Rosalind Chao, Romo Vincent, Lauren Gilbert, Bea Thompkins
Lucy brags to Viv that she knows Lawrence Welk personally, and then schemes to introduce her to the bandleader, whom she has actually never met.
Guest Stars:
Mary Jane Croft, Lawrence Welk, Vivian Vance, Nancy Howard
Lucy and her friend Vivian Jones want to visit Tijuana, and get Harry to drive them, which leads to another classic Lucy-Viv situation.
Guest Stars:
Don Diamond, Vivian Vance, Don Megowan
Ann-Margret likes Desi's new song, and wants to duet with him on her upcoming television show.
Guest Stars:
Ann-Margret, John O'Neill
Lucy schemes to help change a father's image of his son.
Guest Stars:
Gil Perkins, Wally Cox, Alan Hale Jr., Boyd 'Red' Morgan, Chuck Hicks
While in Las Vegas, Lucy and family return a lost horse to singer Wayne Newton.
Guest Stars:
Wayne Newton, Jerry Newton, Tommy Amato
Lucy, Kim, and Craig find an old promisory note indicating Uncle Harry owes them a great deal of money.
Guest Stars:
Lyle Talbot, Ron Nyman
Lucy and her friend Carol Krausmeyer both end up entering the local Secretary Beautiful Contest, causing a rivalry between them. They both make fools of themselves at the contest trying to prove which woman is better.
Guest Stars:
Robert Alda, Carol Burnett, Buddy Lewis, Harvey Stone, Sid Gould