After Donald's cat Blanche Dubois dies, Cliff gives him one of the two kittens he's been feeding in the alley and keeps the other.
Cliff gets the chance of a lifetime to try out for a pro baseball team. When things don't quite go the way he would have planned, he learns a something about himself.
Guest Stars:
Buck Young, Steve Sax
Lou gets a huge promotion at work but is having second thoughts after the bosses daughter makes advances at him.
Guest Stars:
Carlene Watkins, Tony Giorgio, Mary Woronov
Joe makes Penny get a job because she gets her first credit card bill. He tries to help her out by getting her a secretarial job but she turns it down and tries to get a job on her own.
Guest Stars:
Amanda Blake, Irwin Keyes
When the bar gets closed down by the building inspector, Joe agrees to host a wake when a widow offers to pay enough to make the repairs to reopen the bar.
Guest Stars:
John Brandon, Fran Ryan, Sid Conrad, Robert S. Telford
Lou finds out Kelly can sing and tries secretly to have her perform for a record producer.
Guest Stars:
Steven Peterman
The Waters brothers face off with childhood rivals when three bullish brothers return to town for a family reunion.
Guest Stars:
James Sloyan
Donald writes a play but the only producer that will consider his play doesn't seem very legit.
Guest Stars:
James Coco, Meg Wyllie, Rob Kramer
Lou is excited to spend the day with Flo's nephew Harry. But Lou realizes that him and Harry don't have that much in common.
Guest Stars:
Douglas Emerson
Cliff gets a job interview as an apprentice sports writer. But he would have to move to Utica, NY if he takes the job.
Guest Stars:
Jack Burns
Joe suffers a midlife crisis when one of Penny's friends hits on him.
Guest Stars:
Claudia Wells