A mountie is after the burglar of Banff, whom he believes is Agarn's look-a-like French Canadian cousin, Lucky Pierre Agarniere.
Guest Stars:
Paul Lynde
Everyone except Agarn is transferred, and he must train G Troop whose recruits turn out to be worse than F Troop.
Guest Stars:
George Tyne
A Prussian balloonist comes to the Fort to inspect prospective personnel.
Guest Stars:
Harvey Korman
The bank wants to repossess the saloon when O'Rourke's payroll is stolen, so Agarn and O'Rourke volunteer to guard the next one.
Guest Stars:
Charles Lane
A phony medicine man tries to blame his thefts on Agarn when Agarn suffers a temporary memory loss.
Guest Stars:
Milton Berle
O'Rourke Enterprises takes over a haunted ghost town, expecting to get rich when the railroad comes through.
Guest Stars:
Don Beddoe
The daughter of a mining tycoon, kidnapped and raised by Indians, takes a liking to Wilton.
Guest Stars:
Julie Newmar
Agarn is to cast the deciding absentee vote in a hometown election.
Guest Stars:
Luana Patten, Tol Avery
O'Rourke's visiting father turns the town into Little Ireland while the Sergeant is on vacation.
O'Rourke needs to distract a visiting colonel who enjoys bugle calls, but the trouble is that Dobbs is the army's worst bugler.
Guest Stars:
Richard X. Slattery, Tommy Farrell
Wilton's husband-hunting sister goes after Dobbs, and also assists in Wild Eagle's appendectomy.
An Italian suitor challenges Agarn when Agarn goes after his beloved.
Guest Stars:
Joby Baker, Jay Novello, Letícia Román
Capt. Parmenter's evil twin Kid Vicious has been robbing banks.
Guest Stars:
Sterling Holloway
Wrongo gets mixed up with a goat and some dynamite when Parmenter assigns him as a guard.
Guest Stars:
Henry Gibson
Parmenter and Agarn go on a wilderness survival test with only a knife, a canteen, and the new Army survival manual.
Guest Stars:
George Furth
O'Rourke tries to get even with a blackmailer who took over the saloon.
Guest Stars:
Peter Leeds
Two renegade Indians trap Parmenter and hold him hostage, but just want some company.
Guest Stars:
Med Flory
A samurai is looking for a Japanese girl.
Guest Stars:
Mako, Miko Mayama
O'Rourke must talk a runaway 10-year-old boy out of joining the cavalry.
Guest Stars:
Pippa Scott, Peter Robbins
A 147-year-old Indian comes back to take over all of America, and begins by trying to starve the troop into surrender.
Guest Stars:
Dorothy Neumann, Phil Harris, Rudy Doucette
Wilton wants to capture a wild stallion to impress Wrangler Jane, but O'Rourke wants to sell it to the circus..
A Transylvanian Count that everyone thinks is a vampire is believed responsible for the disappearance of Wrangler Jane.
Guest Stars:
Vincent Price
Agarn leaves to manage a rock group called the Bedbugs, which is somewhat ahead of its time.
Agarn faces a firing squad after everyone believes he killed Sgt. O'Rourke.
Guest Stars:
Victor French, Fred Clark, Charles Seel, John Mitchum
Agarn's look-a-like Russian Cossack cousin, Dmitri Agarnoff, comes to town and falls for Wrangler Jane, making Wilton jealous.
Parmenter goes undercover to find out who is selling guns to the Apaches after a colonel lets him know that someone in F Troop is a traitor.
Their dreams of what could happen make Agarn and O'Rourke anxious to rescue Parmenter from a marriage broker.
Guest Stars:
Mary Wickes
F Troop faces eviction when a rich carpetbagger comes to town, so they stage an Indian raid to prove they're still needed.
Guest Stars:
James Gregory
When Parmenter catches a cold the day before his examination for promotion to major, his friends rush to his bedside with their homespun remedies.
Wild Eagle has a toothache, so O'Rourke sneaks him into the Fort to see a visiting dentist, where he has to pretend to be a member of the troop when he attracts the attention of a visiting general.
Guest Stars:
Cliff Arquette