Episodes
1. You Can Run ... But You Can't Hide Your Legs
August 25, 1993
30 min
Armed with a matchbox full of 34 deadly sulphur guns, Don and George set out on a deadly post-cold-war mission. To find someone to spy on.
Guest Stars:
Jean Campbell-Dallas, Jack Hedley, Amanda Drewry, John Bleasdale, John Grillo
2. The Winslow Apple
September 1, 1993
30 min
The police net closes in on Don, following his theft of an apple as a child. George is so tense he is in danger of exploding. A holiday not to Switzerland is the only answer.
Guest Stars:
Jackie Morrison, Tom Knight, Roger Blake, Paul Draper
3. There's Been a Thing
September 8, 1993
30 min
Don has fallen for Miss Burns the air hostess. Naturally, George tries to have his friend arrested for conspiring to go out on a date. A tale of love, jealousy and trembling lower lips.
Guest Stars:
Jackie Morrison, Jacqueline de Peza, Wil Johnson
4. You've Eaten My Future
September 15, 1993
30 min
Don strikes a lucrative business deal with the Ecuadorean government. One problem. Don & George don't have a business. However, they do have two hundred boxes of cornflakes, enough to build a splendid office.
Guest Stars:
Ben Miller, Kate McKenzie
5. No Wasps
September 22, 1993
30 min
George is going to pieces, drinking three bottles of whisky a day. Don, and a mysterious approach from Hollywood, convince George to get fit. Just in time, coincidentally, for George's boxing match with Dennis "Killer" Bowles.
Guest Stars:
David Langton, Ian Brimble, Lou Hirsch, Simon Smith, Tony Caron
6. This is This... Goodbye is Goodbye.
September 29, 1993
30 min
Don's tenure of friendship with George expires. But Don owes money for the rental of his spectacles, so George has little option but to pawn his friend. Unfortunately, Don is purchased by two former Nazis as a large timepiece.
Guest Stars:
Philip Stone, Ruth Kettlewell, Kenneth Hadley